Damn Plaxico Burress!
It must suck to be you right now. The former-footBaller pled guilty today to “attempted criminal possesion of a weapon” and will serve two years in the clink!
This is all because of his tomfoolery bringing a gun up in the club and THEN SHOOTING HIMSELF!
The m*tha f*cka get a double donkey whammy. Not only do you shoot yourself but you also go to jail for it. Damn shame!
Even that other idiot, Donte Stallworth, who killed someone WHILE DRIVING DRUNK only got 30 days. (Sidebar–That’s a textbook definition of fuckery, right there!)
That shit sucks, don’t it Plaxico.
Dah well! *throws hands up!*
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